Sometimes I wish I had spent more of my teen years actually making some attempt at being girly because now I am a full grown adult and I have no idea how to wear makeup and if I started now I’d be in that awkward beginner stage where I look like a clown and that’s even more pathetic on an adult than on a 12 year old girl. *sobs* how can I ever be glam like David Bowie now???
“I could take you to the Temple of the Graces and find a girl for you.”
“A whore, you mean.”
“Those who are not chosen must remain until the sun comes up, feeling lonely and neglected. We could console them.”
“They could console me, is what you mean.”
Wowow good job on your brilliant deduction, Quent. You make Dorne proud.
I just don’t understand GRRM sometimes. He makes these intricate plot secrets that you have to pay close attention to to tell what’s really going on (L/R, Frey pie, etc.) and then he points out the most obvious innuendo in dialogue. And you can’t just blame it on Quentyn Martell being a Captain Obvious, it happens in the narration of other people’s chapters too.
If they had to make Chekov’s ex-girlfriend Russian, why would they have scenes of them alone together speaking in bad Russian accents instead of just speaking Russian?